oh man. once time travel is invented, meet my new pet:
say hello to Eohippus. its name means "dawn horse," as it is the oldest known ancestor of the modern day horse. see how they evolved? and in such a short period, too. looks like five or six feet.
personally, i think Eohippus rocks somethin' fierce. my kids will have several which they will ride around like royalty. it will also bleat softly and nuzzle them. Eohippus beats the hell out of boohbahs. have you seen these things? the commercials are creepy. there's this monotone child chant of the phrase/schema "booohbah!" in a voice recalling children of the damned or the bloodening. (simpsons reference there for those keeping track.) these boohbahs dance and the children mimic them in some sort of perverse indoctrination ceremony that i'm fairly sure (but not positive) ends with a blood sacrifice in the corn. i'll keep you posted.
but proof positive Eohippus owns boohbahs? four little words my friend..
